Smutty Saturdays

Oh how I love Saturdays, especially when they’re filled with smut. 🙂

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This delicious sampling of smut is from Courtney Milan’s “Suffragette Scandal.”

“You keep acting as if I will break.” She smiled up at him.  “Here’s a secret.”

He dropped his head to hers. 

“I plan to do just that,” she whispered.  “To break into pieces, and I insist on having your help getting there.”

It was too much for him.  He took hold of her hips and slid all the way in, seating himself deep inside her.  She made a noise deep in her throat, and he was lost…”

There, now isn’t your day so much better already?  Check out Courtney Milan’s “Suffragette Scandal” and all of the books in the Brothers Sinister Series – they are all excellent reads! 🙂

Happy Saturday and happy reading! 🙂

Smutty Saturdays

Ah yes, it’s that time again –  time to appreciate smut, in all its glorious forms. 🙂

Now usually, the smut I post for Smutty Saturdays comes from romance novels.  But today’s post is dedicated to some fun quotes by Mae West.

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Between two evils, I generally like to pick the one I never tried before.” – Mae West

There are no good girls gone wrong – just bad girls found out.” – Mae West

Ten men waiting for me at the door?  Send one of them home, I’m tired.” – Mae West

When women go wrong, men go right after them.” – Mae West

I’ve been in more laps than a napkin.” – Mae West

And my personal favorite: “When I’m good,  I’m very good. But when I’m bad, I’m better.” – Mae West

 

Heeheehee.  Why don’t we have any more deliciously naughty movie stars with smart ass mouths? 🙂

Smutty Saturdays

Summer nights are always hot, but it takes a delicious romance novel to add a little extra sizzle – and for that, we can thank Smutty Saturdays. 😉

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This week’s smut comes from Wallbanger (The Cocktail Series),” by Alice Clayton – a deliciously fun and funny book that you should definitely check out (stay tuned for my review).  And now…for smut!

“He hissed slightly and smiled. “You’re going to break me, you know this, right?  I swear on all that’s holy, I’m not a machine – Christ, don’t stop doing that.”  He groaned, thrusting into my hand without thought. 

“Ah, break schmake. I just want to fuck you until you can’t see straight,” I purred, tightening my fist as he splashed water over the side a bit. 

“I can barely see as it is. There seem to be three of you.” He moaned, pulling my legs apart and positioning me above him.

“Aim for the one in the middle, Simon,” I instructed and slid down. 

Hehehe. This book really delivers on the fun and smart ass dialogue (which you know I enjoy).

Enjoy the weekend, all of you readers….and enjoy the sizzle. 😉

Smutty Saturdays

What makes Saturdays better?  Well, smut of course. 🙂

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Smut is generally, well, naughty.  But I do enjoy when it’s funny too.  A brave author is not afraid to throw in some humor – often at the expense of their well-loved characters.

Today’s selection of smut is from Christine Bell’s “Dirty Trick,” and proves that some bedroom talk can be silly…

“Maybe he even wanted a little dirty talk.

She swallowed hard and hoped the sound of steam whistling covered the resulting gulp.  Might as well let it rip.

“Yeah.  I want your c-” It stuck in her throat, and she tried again. “I want your big c-”  Again, she couldn’t work it past her lips.  He stared at her with a puzzled but patient smile.  “I want your cock…a doodly do…in-inside my p- lady area…business,” she expelled in a rush.

Oh God, no. What was that?”

Heeheehee! 🙂 Just practice in front of a mirror if dirty words get stuck in your throat at crunch time, that should help loosen your tongue.  :p

Happy Saturday and happy reading!!

Smutty Saturdays

Ah yes, a smutty quote or a smutty scene can brighten up any day. But Saturdays are the day we enjoy them most. Why?  Because on Saturday, you get to read your smut while loafing about at home…instead of on the metro, where that weird guy keeps leaning over your shoulder to infringe on your novel’s sex scene.  Seriously dude, so not cool.

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Today’s selection of smut comes from Nora Robert’s second book in the Dark Witch Series, “Shadow Spell,” which I love, of course. 🙂

“He touched where she ached to be touched, tasted where she longed for his lips.  And found other secret places she hadn’t known longed for attention.  The inside of her elbow, the back of her knee, the inside of her wrist.  He murmured to her, sweet words that reached into her heart.  Another light to glow.” – “Shadow Spell,” by Nora Roberts

Yep, no one writes a love scene like Nora Roberts.  Sweet, sweet, romantic smut. 😉

I hope you all enjoy the weekend!  Happy reading. 🙂

Smutty Saturdays

Best part of a long weekend? I can dedicate more than just Saturday to reading smut.  But seeing as though today is a Saturday, I guess I should honor my usual activity of paying homage to my favorite genre – smutty romance.

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This week’s smutty smut-smut comes from “Take me on,” by Cherrie Lynn – the last, and dare I say – steamiest of the Ross sibling series.  <Fanning self> Get ready for my review on that in a few days. 🙂  Check out the book (and series) if you haven’t already – you won’t be disappointed.  And now for your dose of excellent smut:

Ian felt a tap on his shoulder.  He turned to see Gabby standing behind him, a cocky grin on her face.  “Play me?”

Feeling all eyes on him, he shook his head.  “Nah.  I’m all played out.”

“I’ll make it interesting.”

“Oh yeah?  How?”

She leaned close to his ear, mirroring the move he’d made on her earlier.  Her whisper sent waves of chills up his spine.  “If I win, you have to fuck me senseless.”

– From Cherrie Lynn “Take me On

 

….Troublesome thing is that it might take all night, since some of us our just brimming with sense. 😉  heeheehee.  Oh, Cherrie Lynn, your novels are such delicious & naughty fun! I can’t wait for the next one.

Happy long weekend and happy reading! 🙂

Smutty Saturday

It’s that time again – others might be obsessed with sizzling bacon on a Saturday, but you…you like other things that sizzle.  Lucky for you, today is dedicated to all things hot and sizzling in romance novels –  that’s right, it’s time for Smutty Saturday. 🙂

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Today’s fun smut comes from Cherrie Lynn’s “Leave me breathless,” the third book in the Ross Sibling Series.  If you haven’t read them, you should – they’re filled with everything that makes a romance novel good – great friends, interesting characters, smart dialogue, great plot, and oh yes, that thing we all love – smut. 😉

His long fingers curled around his beer bottle, when they could’ve been on her.  She watched in helpless fascination as he listed his mouth…one of the best mouths she’d ever seen.  Full, sensuous and defined, yet devastatingly masculine.  She could apply that description to every part of him, really.”  —-  From “Leave me breathless,” by Cherrie Lynn.

Did you ever notice that so many romance novel heroes have long or “artistic” fingers?  No?  Oh, you liar…

Happy reading to all! 🙂

Smutty Saturdays

This week was a bit rough, so today’s Smutty Saturday post isn’t actually from a romance novel.  Honestly, I think it’s just good advice. :p

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If you go home with somebody, and they don’t have books, don’t fuck ’em! Don’t sleep with people who don’t read!”  ― John Waters

Hmmm, I’d love to see that on a t-shirt.  Sounds like good relationship/dating advice, if you ask me.  Although, e-readers have made this little gem of a quote a little more complicated…I guess now you’d have to scroll through someone’s tablet before deciding… 😉

Happy Saturday and happy reading! 🙂

Smutty Saturdays

Smutty Saturdaysin honor of those relaxing days when you don’t have to feel guilty about stretching out on your bed, couch, or lawn chair and can give in to the deliciousness of a naughty read.  And yes, there’s adult content in this week’s smutty quote.

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This week’s selection of yummy smut is from “Rock Me,” by Cherrie Lynn.  I have an amusing story to tell you about how I first came across this series, but I’ll save it for another time.  For now, you’ll just have to be content with this amusing bit from “Rock Me:

“This was out of hand.  His cock was hard and so, so big against her belly, sliding up between their feverish bodies.  She knew in theory that he would fit inside her, but sweet Jesus, she didn’t know how.”

Heeheeheee.  I’ve said it before – but I always giggle when the heroine thinks things like that.  I also think that any mention of an incredibly large….umm asset is solid proof that men read romance novels.  So ha!  Guy who reads his girlfriend’s/wife’s romance novels secretly – we’re on to you! 🙂

Smutty Saturdays

Smutty Saturdays

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That’s right, that’s a picture of steamin honor of the written steam that fills the pages of romance novels.  🙂  heeheehee

This week’s smut is from one of my favorite books, the second book in the Wallflower’s Series: “It happened one Autumn,” by Lisa Kleypas.  By the way, this book and the entire series is great – strong and interesting heroines in the historical romance genre.  I loved it and strongly recommend it!

Her mouth wandered unsteadily over the masculine scrape of his cheek, the edge of his jaw, and back to the softness of his lips.  When the kiss ended, she turned her face to the side and gasped, “what do you want?”

“Don’t ask that.”  His lips moved to her ear, and his tongue stroked into the tiny hollow behind the fragile lobe.  “The answer…”  Hearing the way her breath hastened, he lingered at her ear, tracing the fine edge with his tongue, nibbling at the folds within.  “The answer is dangerous,” he finally managed to say.

Dangerous?!  Dangerous, you say?  Well, that just makes me more curious…  🙂

 

Happy Saturday, y’all.  And happy reading too!  🙂