What makes Saturdays better? Well, smut of course. 🙂
Smut is generally, well, naughty. But I do enjoy when it’s funny too. A brave author is not afraid to throw in some humor – often at the expense of their well-loved characters.
Today’s selection of smut is from Christine Bell’s “Dirty Trick,” and proves that some bedroom talk can be silly…
“Maybe he even wanted a little dirty talk.
She swallowed hard and hoped the sound of steam whistling covered the resulting gulp. Might as well let it rip.
“Yeah. I want your c-” It stuck in her throat, and she tried again. “I want your big c-” Again, she couldn’t work it past her lips. He stared at her with a puzzled but patient smile. “I want your cock…a doodly do…in-inside my p- lady area…business,” she expelled in a rush.
Oh God, no. What was that?”
Heeheehee! 🙂 Just practice in front of a mirror if dirty words get stuck in your throat at crunch time, that should help loosen your tongue. :p
Happy Saturday and happy reading!!